Meatball Moustachio is a skateboarding meatball with arms and legs that is British. He does Britishly things, like drinking tea, and wearing a monocle. He also does hooliganly things, such as skateboarding and playing with purple spraypaint. His best friend is Silly Canadian Goose. They draw pictures of mini-golf courses with Silly Canadian Goose's clear ink pens. His skateboard has the british jack on the bottom.